Floyd | A new game begins with 10 players composed of 2 werewolves, 1 seer, 1
Floyd | wolfsbane carrier, 1 devil, and 5 villagers.  Now it is night; time
Floyd | for the werewolves to KILL, the seer to IDENTIFY, the wolfsbane
Floyd | carrier to PROTECT, the devil to IDENTIFY and the rest to SLEEP.
Emily says, "yup"
Skip says, "go."
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "Current players (10):"
Floyd whispers, "maga_dogg ctate brenbarn hloif emily skip duchess davidw"
Floyd whispers, "boingball necro-phil"
You whisper "point emily" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "emily is a werewolf."
ctate asks, "okay, now how do we want to work this?"
ctate says, "oh, night"
ctate says, "sorry"
<ParserGirl> From hell's curio cabinet, I peer at thee! From the suburban maw of bourgeoise horrors, I stare at thee!
<julian> julian has connected to ifMUD.
You whisper "remind" to Floyd.
Floyd | No one died the previous night.
Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
BrenBarn says, "hooray"
ctate says, "woah"
maga_dogg says, "yay"
Skip says, "it's a baner!"
BoingBall says, "w00t"
Hloif exclaims, "Woo!"
Emily says, "yay baner"
DavidW says, "Wow."
Duchess says, "good job for the baser"
ctate says, "i have no idea how things go fro here :)"
DavidW says, "That's pretty cool."
maga_dogg says, "well, I bet the baner had a really hard choice of who to bane ;)"
Duchess says, "er baner"
BrenBarn says, "heh"
BoingBall says, "hmm. baner probably protected themselves, so the wolves know who it is."
ctate says, "does this mean the wolves know who the ... timing"
Floyd | skip votes to lynch necro-phil.
Floyd | necro-phil votes to lynch skip.
BoingBall says, "you two are as bad as marvin and me"
DavidW says, "That's democratic."
ctate says, "heh"
Emily says, "well, um, someone has to die here with no evidence"
maga_dogg says, "first-round random voting..."
<veek> You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked.
ctate says, "right, unless the baner speaks up"
BrenBarn asks, "why would he?"
maga_dogg asks, "you all know what I'm thinking, right?"
Necro-Phil says, "<insert Fight Club reference here>"
ctate says (to Bren), "hey, i haven't played this much... ;)"
DavidW asks, "If the baner spoke up, s/he'd have to protect themselves all the time, right?"
BrenBarn says, "yeah"
Emily says, "presumably the wolves know who the baner is already, though"
Necro-Phil says, "Skip is a Communist"
Emily says, "um, unless the baner protected someone else"
BoingBall says, "right... they usually protect themselves"
BrenBarn says, "hmm, this could lead to stalemate"
Necro-Phil exclaims, "LYNCH THE COMMIE!"
BoingBall says (to Necro), "hey there Al"
maga_dogg asks (of Necro), "we're all communists here. didn't skip tell you?"
DavidW asks, "Does this mean both wolves attacked the same person?"
Emily says, "but the baner speaking up would still be good because then, statistically, we have a better chance of picking a wolf to lynch"
ctate says (to DW), "the wolves have to agree on whom to kill"
maga_dogg says (to DavidW), "no, only one attack for all the wolves"
Emily says (to DavidW), "wolves attack only one/night"
ctate is the baner
BrenBarn says, "hmmm"
maga_dogg asks, "hrm. and who'd you bane?"
Emily asks, "any counterclaimants?"
Necro-Phil says, "No, my wang is far to small to be Al's."
ctate says (to maga), "myself, ofc"
maga_dogg says (to ctat), "good man"
ctate says (to maga), "if i'd baned someone else, i wouldn't have spoken up"
DavidW asks, "hmm. Who'd attack ctate?"
ctate says (to DW), "maga_dogg's ticked that i haven't gotten his beta-testing as far along as he'd liked, so maybe it's him... ;)"
BrenBarn says, "a twisted psychopath"
<DGlasser> DGlasser has connected to ifMUD.
DavidW says, "Duchess is awfully quiet."
Duchess says, "i believe ctate only because no one disagrees with me"
maga_dogg says, "well, not me, because of his sterling betatesting work. and not skip, because he;d kill necro, and not necro, cause he'd kill skip."
Duchess says, "me=him"
Duchess says (to DavidW), "You aren't on my channels"
ctate says (to BrenBarn), "a twisted psychopath?  on ifMUD?  i laugh at you!  ha!  ha ha!"
Necro-Phil says, "SKIP = FOGHAT"
<Hjalfi> D035 NE1 H334 5P33K 1337?
maga_dogg says, "but necro is making himself more tempting-to-lynch by the second"
Emily says, "hmmmm"
BrenBarn says (to maga), "hmm, your logic is good with regard to skip and necro"
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "Current players (10):"
Floyd whispers, "maga_dogg has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "ctate has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "hloif has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "emily has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "skip has 1 vote and votes to lynch necro-phil."
Floyd whispers, "duchess has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "davidw has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "necro-phil has 1 vote and votes to lynch skip."
Duchess says, "i say we lynch the one who has done the most talking"
Necro-Phil asks, "and Hjalfi isn't?"
Duchess says, "yay, i actually managed to spell 'say' correctly"
maga_dogg says (to BrenBarn), "also, ridiculously obvious"
BoingBall says, "good logic usually is"
Floyd | ctate votes to lynch necro-phil.
maga_dogg says (to BoB), "you've never been to my lectures, evidently"
ctate says, "woah, that wasn't supposed to happen"
Floyd | ctate retracts a vote for necro-phil.
<devil> Oh, how I rue the day the Americans set their sights on evil!
ctate says, "if you "wf vote" it doesn't tell you the current voting.  oops."
BoingBall says, "wf who"
ctate says, "aha, thanks"
BoingBall says, "it's just necro and skip on each other though"
ctate says, "yeah, i see that"
DavidW asks, "How do you look at the current game stat?"
maga_dogg says, "I'm seeing seven real candidates... well, six from my POV"
BrenBarn says (to DW), "wf who"
DavidW says, "Thanks."
DavidW says, "wf who"
Floyd | maga_dogg votes to lynch brenbarn.
BrenBarn asks (of maga), "?"
maga_dogg says (to BrenBarn), "hey, just throwing something into the mix"
ctate asks, "IIAS game?"
Emily says, "frm"
BoingBall asks, "er. do we *have* a seer?"
ctate asks, "or just lynch someone?"
DavidW says, "I suspect maga, but only because he's good at this."
Hloif exclaims, "ARRRRRRRGH, PLEASE not If I Am Seer!"
Emily says (to BoingBall), "yes"
ctate says, "yes, there's a thankfully-silent seer"
Duchess says (to boingball), "we do have a seer"
ctate says (to Hloif), "heh, okay :)"
maga_dogg says, "Okay. IIAS, Hloif is clean."
DavidW asks, "It's too early for IIAS, isn't it?"
Floyd | boingball votes to lynch maga_dogg.
Hloif asks, "How about if we try playing ONE game where we don't play IIAS?"
Duchess asks, "iias?"
maga_dogg says, "it's never too early for iias. that's the point"
ctate says, "IIAS would probably be a nightmare with this many still"
Emily says, "the whole point of IIAS is to play every turn"
Floyd | davidw votes to lynch duchess.
Necro-Phil asks, "What is this mysterious IIAS?"
Hloif says (to Necro-Phil), "It's a boring way of playing."
Skip says, "you are saying 'if i am the seer, thus and such is a wolf', or something like that."
BrenBarn says, "forget it, let's just kill someone"
maga_dogg says (to Necro), "a statement of the form 'if I am a seer, then X is a Y'"
Floyd | skip changes vote from necro-phil to brenbarn.
Emily says (to BrenBarn), "ok"
Floyd | duchess votes to lynch davidw.
Floyd | emily votes to lynch brenbarn.
Floyd | boingball changes vote from maga_dogg to brenbarn.
Necro-Phil says, "Yes, I support killing."
Floyd | davidw changes vote from duchess to brenbarn.
Floyd | ctate votes to lynch brenbarn.
Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch brenbarn, who is strung up and dies
Floyd | before sundown. brenbarn turns out to have been a devil.
Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill.
maga_dogg exclaims, "yay!"
ctate says, "yowza"
BrenBarn says, "you bums"
Duchess says, "hee hee"
DavidW says, "yay us."
New default channel: alt/vibes/yay
New default channel: alt/random/markov-chains
Floyd | duchess, a seer, is dead.
Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
New default channel: if/programming/T3
maga_dogg says, "holy FUCK"
Skip says, "boo"
BoingBall exclaims, "erk!"
DavidW says, "eek"
Floyd | skip votes to lynch necro-phil.
Hloif says, "Poor Duchess.  Well, at least this means we can't play IIAS."
DavidW says, "Hey, you're right."
Skip says, "if i am the seer, necro-phil is a wolf."
ctate says, "OW"
Emily says, "and we know ctate is baner"
Floyd | ctate votes to lynch davidw.
BoingBall says, "I think we should have an honorary round of IIAS to commemorate her memory"
ctate says, "since duchess fingered him"
maga_dogg says, "hmm. nice to see that duchess didn't play IIAS"
DavidW says, "That was just because I voted for her."
ctate says (to DW), "uh huh...."
Necro-Phil says, "If I am a seer, Skip is a wolf and a moron."
maga_dogg asks, "or did she? whuh?"
ctate says, "IIAS, ctate is a baner."
Floyd | skip changes vote from necro-phil to davidw.
DavidW says, "She was too quiet. I thought she was a wolf whispering to the other wolf."
Floyd | skip retracts a vote for davidw.
Floyd | ctate retracts a vote for davidw.
Floyd | necro-phil votes to lynch skip.
BrenBarn says, "wolves aren't supposed to whisper during the day"
DavidW says, "Oh."
maga_dogg says, "okay, no, she jus voted. bah."
DavidW asks, "Maybe Emily is a wolf?"
Emily says, "hrm.  she might've had a reason for voting"
maga_dogg says (to DavidW), "if she is, we"
BoingBall says (to dw), "hey, maybe"
maga_dogg says, "are all doomed."
maga_dogg says, "emily is an *evil* wolf"
Emily laughs
ctate says, "the wolves don't know who the devil is, iirc."
Floyd | skip votes to lynch emily.
Necro-Phil says, "Skip is a wolf, it's the only logical conclusion."
Emily says, "um, ok, er, hello"
BoingBall says (to ctate), "the devil is dead"
ctate laughs.
ctate says (to BoingBall), "well, s/don't/didn't/ then"
DavidW says, "The devil is dead. Long live us."
Floyd | boingball votes to lynch necro-phil.
Floyd | maga_dogg votes to lynch emily.
Emily says, "hey!"
Necro-Phil says, "OOH, BIG SCARY MAN GONNA LYNCH ME."
Floyd | emily votes to lynch maga_dogg.
Necro-Phil says, "Get a clue you dingus."
Floyd | skip changes vote from emily to necro-phil.
DavidW says, "It could be Skip, maybe. Or N-P. hmm."
Hloif sighs.
maga_dogg says, "going on instinct here. too quiet"
Hloif says, "Seriously, everyone, I'm a wolf.  Vote me."
BoingBall asks (of N-P), "Heh. You're A P Hill, right?"
ctate laughs.
Skip asks (of hloif), "why?"
Floyd | emily changes vote from maga_dogg to hloif.
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Hloif says (to Emily), "Thank you."
Floyd | maga_dogg changes vote from emily to hloif.
Floyd | ctate votes to lynch hloif.
Hloif snarls to prove his wolfiness.
Floyd | skip changes vote from necro-phil to hloif.
Necro-Phil asks, "Boingball: Huh?"
Hloif says, "Grrr, growl."
ctate says, "heh"
Hloif eats a raw steak.
Floyd | necro-phil changes vote from skip to hloif.
Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch hloif, who is strung up and dies before
Floyd | sundown. hloif turns out to have been a villager.
Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill.
Hloif has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
BoingBall says (to n-p), "idiot on the newsgroups"
Skip says, "n-p here is not from the IF community."
Floyd | boingball, a villager, doesn't wake up today.
Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
BoingBall says, "oh, woe is me"
BoingBall has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
DavidW says, "Drat."
Emily says, "hmmmm"
Floyd | skip votes to lynch necro-phil.
Necro-Phil says, "Aw, they didn't kill Skip."
Emily says (to Skip), "gotta give you points for consistency, at least"
Duchess says, "(i know i am not allowed to talk) but how many more rounds before the wolves win?)"
Skip says (to emily), "yay"
maga_dogg says, "Okay..."
Floyd | davidw votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | necro-phil votes to lynch skip.
Floyd | maga_dogg votes to lynch emily.
Emily says, "hey, wait up a sec here"
Floyd | skip changes vote from necro-phil to emily.
Floyd | skip retracts a vote for emily.
Skip asks, "why?"
Floyd | ctate votes to lynch davidw.
DavidW says, "If N-P was a wolf, Skip would be dead."
Emily asks, "er, I'm innocent?"
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd | Current players (6):
Floyd | maga_dogg has 0 votes and votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | ctate has 0 votes and votes to lynch davidw.
Floyd | emily has 2 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Floyd | skip has 1 vote and hasn't yet voted.
Floyd | davidw has 1 vote and votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | necro-phil has 0 votes and votes to lynch skip.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "So N-P is a villager."
Emily says, "unless he's trying to confuse everyone"
maga_dogg says, "hence, six players, two wolves, ctate's clean, necro and skip are most likely clean, this leaves davidw, emily and me. I know I'm clean."
DavidW says, "I'm clean."
Emily says, "and I'm clean"
ctate asks, "and just who exactly will claim NOT to be clean?"
Emily says, "which suggests that in fact your assumptions are off"
DavidW says, "uh-huh. My vote stands."
maga_dogg says, "well, then it's down to ctate, necro and skip"
Necro-Phil says, "So fresh and so clean-clean."
Emily asks, "what if necro and skip have some kind of mexican standoff going here?"
ctate says, "grrr."
Skip says (to emily), "we do..."
Skip says, "the first one to die, loses."
Floyd | ctate changes vote from davidw to emily.
maga_dogg says (to Emily), "then one would have eaten the other if they were wolves"
Emily shrugs
ctate is completely at sea here....
maga_dogg says, "unless they're both wolves, which I consider unlikely"
Floyd | ctate retracts a vote for emily.
Emily says, "unless they're cleverer than that"
ctate says, "grrrrrr"
Emily says, "I mean, come on, we keep saying that if one were the wolf, he'd eat the other"
maga_dogg says (to Emily), "if so, he's a very good actor"
Emily asks, "what could be a bigger tipoff?"
Emily asks, "I mean, from us to them?"
maga_dogg says (to Emily), "they'd have done it in the first turn"
Emily says, "I'd bet not."
DavidW says, "There's either in cahoots, or both clean."
maga_dogg says (to Emily), "okay, you are acting very suspiciously now"
ctate asks (of maga), "she's *evil*, remember?"
Skip says (to davidw), "trust me, we're not working together."
DavidW says (to Skip), "heh"
Emily says (to maga_dogg), "you are trying to lynch me on no evidence"
Emily shrugs
Floyd | ctate votes to lynch davidw.
maga_dogg says, "you're rubbishing a likely theory when we have little else to go on"
DavidW says (to Skip), "No, I really think Emily's a wolf."
ctate says, "in memoriam Duchess"
Emily says (to maga_dogg), "ok, then DavidW's a wolf.  because I'm not, and you say you're not.  Unless of course you are."
Floyd | skip votes to lynch necro-phil.
Floyd | skip changes vote from necro-phil to emily.
Floyd | Current players (6):
Floyd | maga_dogg has 0 votes and votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | ctate has 0 votes and votes to lynch davidw.
Floyd | emily has 3 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Floyd | skip has 1 vote and votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | davidw has 1 vote and votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | necro-phil has 0 votes and votes to lynch skip.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Well, actually, I think maga's the other wolf."
Floyd | emily votes to lynch maga_dogg.
maga_dogg says (to DavidW), "I know I'm not, but of course this means nothing to anyone else..."
ctate says, "well, dogs are like wolves, so.... :)"
maga_dogg says, "also, we need to get a wolf to stay alive, people"
maga_dogg says, "unless Mr. Tate gets lucky"
ctate asks, "yeah; do you have any hard evidence, other than Duchess's one vote being against DavidW?"
</ParserGirl> Oh, so you're sneaking up behind me to eat my delicious body? WHAM! Spikes! For you! In your head!
maga_dogg says (to ctate), "none whatsoever. but hard evidence is tricky to come by without seers"
DavidW says, "There's no hard evidence."
maga_dogg says, "we are having to go on induction here, and I had a goddamn lecture on induction this morning and only slept through half of it, so I must be right."
Skip says, "yay"
</Ampersand> Ampersand has disconnected from ifMUD.
DavidW says (to N-P), "Change your vote. You know it isn't Skip."
maga_dogg says (to N-P), "and you will do no good voting for him now"
BrenBarn afk
Floyd | necro-phil changes vote from skip to davidw.
Skip says, "he's convinced i'm being sneaky."
Floyd | Current players (6):
Floyd | maga_dogg has 1 vote and votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | ctate has 0 votes and votes to lynch davidw.
Floyd | emily has 3 votes and votes to lynch maga_dogg.
Floyd | skip has 0 votes and votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | davidw has 2 votes and votes to lynch emily.
Floyd | necro-phil has 0 votes and votes to lynch davidw.
Floyd |
Necro-Phil says, "Okay, done."
Floyd | emily changes vote from maga_dogg to davidw.
Floyd | skip changes vote from emily to davidw.
Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch davidw, who is strung up and dies before
Floyd | sundown. davidw turns out to have been a villager.
Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill.
DavidW says, "Well."
Floyd | maga_dogg, a villager, wakes missing a few vital organs.
Floyd | there are as many werewolves as villagers; they kill the remaining
Floyd | villagers during the day.
Floyd | The werewolves have won.
Floyd | ctate carried wolfsbane.
Floyd | emily was a werewolf.
Floyd | necro-phil was a werewolf.
Floyd asks, "That game over already?  It was just getting good.  Wanna play another?"
maga_dogg asks (of Emily), "WHAT DID I SAY?"
Emily smiles sweetly
Emily says (to maga_dogg), "it doesn't matter that you were *right*, hamburger"
ctate says, "very well played, wolves"
<Ryan> The under-utilized, over-subsidized passenger rail monopoly has just nine months to wean itself off Uncle Sam's ample man-teat.
DavidW says, "heh"
Necro-Phil exclaims, "I WIN SKIP, THAT'S RIGHT, I WIN!"
maga_dogg says (to Emily), "pick the human out of your teeth before you patronise me young lady"
</julian> julian has disconnected from ifMUD.
Emily says, "oh, sorry"
Emily says, "forgot to floss"