Floyd | A new game begins with 8 players composed of 2 werewolves, 1 seer, and Floyd | 5 villagers. Now it is night; time for the werewolves to KILL, the Floyd | seer to IDENTIFY and the rest to SLEEP. You whisper "sleep" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "You crawl into bed, knowing tomorrow will be a long day of" Floyd whispers, "lynching." jwalrus asks (of thumper), "not really to which?" Floyd | jwalrus, a villager, is discovered lounging by the town gates, behind Floyd | the tavern, in the bushes, across the town square, and at home. Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch. thumper says (to jwalrus), "To easily figuring out the problem." inky says, "as usual I am a villager" jwalrus says, "oh damn you all" inky says, "this makes me cry" BrenBarn says, "Poor jwal" Thrax asks (of inky), "Onion?" maga_dogg says (to inky), "sucks, doesn't it, as I pointed out earlier" thumper asks (of inky), "Onion flavored villager?" ParserGirl asks, "Ugh. Wasn't that the same death as before?" inky says (to maga), "no, I don't mind when you're a villager" BoingBall says, "yeah, let's make a nice version where nobody dies" ParserGirl says, "gristly" BrenBarn says (to maga), "But it makes the game as a whole more interesting." thumper says (to ParserGirl), "I think we can thank Ryan for that description." jwalrus says, "also it can be far scarier being a villager when the game gets near the end" maga_dogg picks turnips ParserGirl says, "I like it." thumper asks, "Are werewolves repelled by garlic, or is that vampires?" jwalrus asks (of maga), "is that some drug-related slang again?" BrenBarn says, "Vampires" ParserGirl says (to thumper), "vampires" inky says, "anyway, I'm going to vote randomly again" inky scoops up the dice, and rattles them a bit. BoingBall says (to thumper), "anyone not french" inky says, "first die, not counting me" inky rolls a pair of dice on the floor. The red one comes up 6, and the green one comes up 1. inky watches the dice. maga_dogg says, "no, just pickin' turnips is What Peasants Do" Floyd | inky votes to lynch thrax. You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (7):" Floyd whispers, "maga_dogg has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "thumper has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "inky has 0 votes and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "thrax has 1 vote and hasn't yet voted." Thrax says, "Um, no." ParserGirl says, "hmm" maga_dogg says, "may as well..." Floyd | boingball votes to lynch maga_dogg. Floyd | maga_dogg votes to lynch thrax. maga_dogg asks (of bb), "any reason?" BrenBarn says, "Hmmm." You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (7):" Floyd whispers, "maga_dogg has 1 vote and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "thumper has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and votes to lynch maga_dogg." Floyd whispers, "inky has 0 votes and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "thrax has 2 votes and hasn't yet voted." BoingBall says, "you were being a bit too I'm-a-villagery again" maga_dogg says (to boing), "just lamenting my crappy boring lot." maga_dogg sulks thumper asks, "Who was the wolf in last game?" Floyd | parsergirl votes to lynch thrax. maga_dogg says, "me, emily" BrenBarn says (to maga), "The yourself has better things to do than emily" Floyd | thumper votes to lynch maga_dogg. You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (7):" Floyd whispers, "maga_dogg has 2 votes and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "thumper has 0 votes and votes to lynch maga_dogg." Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and votes to lynch maga_dogg." Floyd whispers, "inky has 0 votes and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 0 votes and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "thrax has 3 votes and hasn't yet voted." maga_dogg asks (of bren), "?" thumper says (to maga_dogg), "Default inform response." ParserGirl says (to maga), ">ME, EMILY" BrenBarn says, "Never mind." jwalrus says (to brenbarn), "you'd better be glad she's not here to hear you slander her that way" maga_dogg says (to pg), "ah, right" BrenBarn says (to jwal), "I definitely am glad." Lennier wonders, if 'to emily' were a verb, what it would mean. maga_dogg asks, "how'dya get floyd to read off votes?" BoingBall says, "eat cheese" ParserGirl asks, "consume cheese?" thumper says (to maga_dogg), "wf who" jwalrus says (to maga), "wf who" Thrax says (to Lennier), "To write extremely complex games very quickly." thumper asks, "What does emily to do people who slander her?" Lennier asks, "Turns them into statues?" maga_dogg says (to thumper), "kill 'em" Thrax says (to thumper), "Turn them into cheese." Lennier asks, "You think Galatea was *programmed*?" BrenBarn says, "Summons cheese demons" inky says, "narrows her eyes at them" BoingBall says (to inky), "yikes" thumper says (to lennier), "yay." maga_dogg says, "although, since I've just sent in some bug problems with pytho... i'm afraid" BrenBarn says, "When my markov chain indicated she wrote Comp00ter Game, she wept." jwalrus says (to thrax), "no, for Emily that would be a *good* thing" inky says (to jw), "not for the people, though" BrenBarn says (to jwal), "Yes, but not for the cheese" inky says, "hmm" jwalrus says, "wow, I have five copies of werewolf.inf on my HD" Thrax says (to jwalrus), "Good for *her*, but not for you." inky says, "unless they were ascending to a higher state" You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (7):" Floyd whispers, "maga_dogg has 2 votes and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "thumper has 0 votes and votes to lynch maga_dogg." Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and votes to lynch maga_dogg." Floyd whispers, "inky has 0 votes and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 0 votes and votes to lynch thrax." Floyd whispers, "thrax has 3 votes and hasn't yet voted." maga_dogg says (to jwalrus), "suspicious behavior. Harbouring of werewolves" BoingBall says, "we appear to be losing sight of the real issue of lynchin'" jwalrus says (to maga), "then lynch me" maga_dogg says, "yes. not me." Floyd | thumper changes vote from maga_dogg to thrax. Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch thrax, who is strung up and dies before Floyd | sundown. thrax turns out to have been a seer. Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill. Thrax says, "Damn." thumper says, "egad." maga_dogg says, "oops" jwalrus laughs. BrenBarn says, "Argh" ParserGirl says, "erk" maga_dogg says (to thrax), "you could have told us" You whisper "sleep" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "You get into bed, the wind waking you every ten minutes." ParserGirl says, "yeah, silent seers" Thrax says (to maga), "And that would have done a lot of good." Thrax says (to maga), "Die then, die later." maga_dogg says (to thrax), "yeah, but we could have got some info." BoingBall says, "sleep, people. or kill or whatever" BrenBarn says, "No sleeptalking" Floyd | thumper, a villager, grins up at you from a lifeless skull. Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch. You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (5):" Floyd whispers, "maga_dogg has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "inky has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." BrenBarn says, "Here, the rubber meets the road." BoingBall says, "Hmm. Again the wolves kill the person who got the seer hung" maga_dogg says (to bren), "indeed" BoingBall says, "there's gratitude for you" BrenBarn says, "Hmmm." maga_dogg asks, "what happened to jw?" ParserGirl says, "5 left, two have to be wolves" BrenBarn says, "He died the first night." Floyd | Current players (5): Floyd | maga_dogg has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | inky has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | parsergirl has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | BrenBarn says (to PG), "Unless there was a sneaky trick." inky says, "well, so, if we don't guess the wolf right, we lose" inky says, "which is sad" maga_dogg is actually jwalrus in disguise, having eaten maga from the inside and stolen his identity! inky says, "although if it's not me, that means I have a 50-50 chance of getting it right" Floyd | maga_dogg votes to lynch inky. BrenBarn says, "I still suspect maga, but I also traditionally suspect PG" thumper says (to inky), "Hm. 'Twould be an interesting question of whether the group overall has a 50-50 chance." BrenBarn says, "Hm." ParserGirl asks (of BB), "heh, why?" inky says, "I think the group overall only has a 40% chance" maga_dogg says (to thumper), "very nice game theory." inky says, "I mean, hrm" inky says, "it's complicated because people ahve to agree" jwalrus says, "zarf has some very scary simulation things" BrenBarn says (to PG), "I dunno, you always seem like you're doing an excellent job of being a wolf, which makes be think you must be the wolf." "Dance, then, wherever you may be. I am the Lord of the Dance," said Michael Flatley. inky says, "like, the three villagers each have a 50% chance of picking a wolf if they guess randomly" inky says, "and the two wolves have a 0% chance" maga_dogg says, "well, I always seem nervous, until people see my villagerly guts" inky says, "but I don't think you can just do a straight average" ParserGirl says, "see your true colors.. bleeding through" inky says, "anyway, right,let's get a move on" Floyd | inky votes to lynch parsergirl. BrenBarn says, "Hm." maga_dogg says, "yeah, lynch ink" BoingBall says (to PG), "beautiful, like an abbatoir" ParserGirl says, "you're only digging your own grave" Floyd | parsergirl votes to lynch inky. BrenBarn says, "Death references. . . very wolfish" Floyd | Current players (5): Floyd | maga_dogg has 0 votes and votes to lynch inky. Floyd | brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | inky has 2 votes and votes to lynch parsergirl. Floyd | parsergirl has 1 vote and votes to lynch inky. Floyd | maga_dogg asks (of bren), "and an abbatoir isn't?" ParserGirl says, "trying to save my own skin, and the rest of yours" BrenBarn says, "It might be if I knew what it meant" BoingBall says, "I don't think wolves are that systematic" maga_dogg says, "actually... pg has been fairly suspicious..." ParserGirl says (to maga), "Well, so have you buster." maga_dogg says, "but I just don't trust inky." Floyd | boingball votes to lynch brenbarn. inky says, "but I'm so cute and lovable!" BrenBarn exclaims, "By the gods!" You whisper "vote boingball" to Floyd. Floyd | brenbarn votes to lynch boingball. BoingBall says, "I don't trust anyone with the same initials as me" maga_dogg says, "he has a devious little mind" BrenBarn says (to BoingBall), "My initials are OKB" BrenBarn says, "For MUD purposes" ParserGirl asks, "Old kinky bastard?" BrenBarn exclaims (at PG), "You know it, baby!" ParserGirl says, "eww" ParserGirl says, "hehe" BoingBall says, "well, anyway, it felt like you were keeping quiet" The four of you total up your scores. "Wow boss, you came in dead last," maga_dogg points out. I cannot be arsed to think of an amusing connect. maga_dogg says, "ow." maga_dogg asks, "what happened, or didja wait for me?" Alex says, "Awwwk! Word on the street is that you are... um, seven?" BrenBarn says, "But I wasn't very quiet" Thoughts of you make me impossible. BoingBall says, "we had seven games while you were gone" You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (5):" Floyd whispers, "maga_dogg has 0 votes and votes to lynch inky." Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 1 vote and votes to lynch boingball." Floyd whispers, "boingball has 1 vote and votes to lynch brenbarn." Floyd whispers, "inky has 2 votes and votes to lynch parsergirl." Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 1 vote and votes to lynch inky." maga_dogg says (to bb), "yay speedwolf" Floyd | Current players (5): Ryan arrives, full of funk, but no fun. Floyd | maga_dogg has 0 votes and votes to lynch inky. Floyd | brenbarn has 1 vote and votes to lynch boingball. Floyd | boingball has 1 vote and votes to lynch brenbarn. Floyd | inky has 2 votes and votes to lynch parsergirl. Floyd | parsergirl has 1 vote and votes to lynch inky. Floyd | jwalrus says, "hi ryan" Ryan onlooks. BrenBarn says, "Hey Ryan" BrenBarn says, "If there can be no agreement, then we are at an impasse." maga_dogg rolls six dice-sided dice, and gets 1(1), 1(2), 1(3), 1(4), 1(5), 1(6). BoingBall says, "it *might* be inky, but I'd rather keep on his good side right now" inky says, "now we must fight!" inky laughs. BrenBarn says, "Bad dice" Thrax says (to BrenBarn), "Also, if we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure." inky says, "hey, no bringing in metagame considerations" inky says, "except the metagame consideration that this is taking too long" maga_dogg coughs BrenBarn says (to inky), "Watch out, one more vote would snuff you." maga_dogg says, "too little evidence" "What kind of side-door-left-passageway skill is this?!" BrenBarn says, "Oh, heck." You whisper "vote inky" to Floyd. Floyd | brenbarn changes vote from boingball to inky. Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch inky, who is strung up and dies before Floyd | sundown. inky turns out to have been a villager. Floyd | there are as many werewolves as villagers; they kill the remaining Floyd | villagers during the day. Floyd | The werewolves have won. Floyd | maga_dogg was a werewolf. Floyd | parsergirl was a werewolf. Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" Feeling silent today? maga_dogg exclaims, "YAY!" BrenBarn exclaims, "I KNEW IT! ARGH!" Thrax says, "Damn." ParserGirl says, "yay" thumper says, "I knew it, but I was dead."