Waldo | A new game begins with 6 players composed of 1 werewolf, 1 seer, and 4 Waldo | villagers. Now it is night; time for the werewolf to KILL, the seer Waldo | to IDENTIFY and the rest to SLEEP. You whisper "sleep" to Waldo. Waldo whispers, "You sleep, the cold deadly night outside." Julian says, "it'd suck if the seer saw the wolf on the first round." Julian says, "oops." maga_dogg says (to Hloif), "for god's sake calm down" Waldo | brenbarn, a villager, mutters something about having been detected as Waldo | a B4D MCH1N3 before collapsing into a pile of scrap metal. Waldo | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch. DavidW says, "ow." BrenBarn says, "argh" maga_dogg says, "oookay" Julian says, "OK." The hobbits were played by normal-sized actors. The technology that enabled this wonder is called CGI, the very same technology used to process forms on web pages. Hloif says, "Ack, poor BrenBarn." Julian says, "I'd appreciate it if the seer would step forward if we try to lynch an innocent man." maga_dogg says, "now not only has a villager died but my primitive highlighting has gone apeshit" Julian says, "err villager." maga_dogg says, "either that, or it has psychically divined that julian has some special status" DavidW asks, "So how do we figure this out?" schep says, "erm." schep says, "might as well play." Julian blinks confusedly at maga_dogg. schep says, "if I'm seer, DavidW is innocent." maga_dogg says (to Julian), "nothing to do with the game, just my client" Julian says, "Well, 1 to 5. then 1 to 3. then game over. We get two chances, and maybe the seer." Julian says (to maga), "ah." Wilson has connected to ifMUD. DavidW says, "hmm." schep says (to Julian), "not saying at this point." Julian says (to schep), "OK." DavidW says (to Julian), "Hold on, if the seer says who he is too soon..." schep says, "if I'm a villager, I'm just providing a cover for a real seer to contribute info yet blend in." Tune in next time for our concluding episode of "See Road Not Even Pluck Knife And Help"! Julian says (to DavidW), "yeah, but with one werewolf..." maga_dogg says (to Julian), "...the wolf becomes harder to randomly pick" DavidW says, "I'm guessing that the seer id'd a villager." Julian says (to DavidW), "hopefully =)" schep says, "it would seem that way." maga_dogg says (to DavidW), "well, we can pretty much make that certanity" Julian asks, "Anyone want to claim wolfhood?" maga_dogg says, "unless someone lobotomised our seer" Julian says, "I notice that BrenBarn moved from highly talkative to totally silent." DavidW asks, "BrenBarn died, remember?" Julian says, "Oh, duh." schep says, "maybe that's because he's dead." maga_dogg says, "hee hee hee hee hee" He sinks back into the ground from whence he came. Julian is stupid. BrenBarn laughs from beyond the grave. DavidW says, "BrenBarn is innocent. We know that." Julian exclaims, "IIAS, BrenBarn is a werewolf!" Julian asks, "Oh, can the werewolf kill himself?" maga_dogg says, "yes" DavidW asks (of maga), "Really?" schep says (to Julian), "'was a villager' would work better, but okay." Julian says, "Yay. That'd be an excellent win for us." maga_dogg says, "i did this once :)" schep says, "yeah." DavidW asks (of maga), "Why?" schep says, "works better when another wolf survives and the villagers run around confused and panicking, but it can be done." maga_dogg says (to DavidW), "it wasn't me, it was a different wolf." maga_dogg says, "I was just being thick." Julian says (to the werewolf), "You must die, or you will kill again. Please see any werewolf movie, or Ravenous which is good enough." BrenBarn says (to maga), "YOU KILLED ME YOU LOSER" BrenBarn says, "Don't think I don't remember" BrenBarn says, "(talking about a different game)" maga_dogg says, "hee hee hee" Hloif blinks. I was dropping a lightbulb one day, and it hit a desk and busted. maga_dogg says, "as I recall, Emily was particuarly acid" DavidW says, "Emily killed me in one game not too long ago. No one believed my innocence either." maga_dogg says, "emily is an exceptionally evil wolf, as I continually point out to no avail" When someone tells you to "have a nice day," tell them you have other plans. schep says, "so, uh." maga_dogg says, "I'd advise the wolves making a sacrifice manouvre: you know, the one where wolf x votes for the other wolf y and gets him lynched in order that wolf - er, afk one second" schep says (to maga), "ha. Also, only one wolf." DavidW asks, "Isn't there just one wolf in this game?" Julian says, "Yeah, one wolf." Julian asks, "anyone suspicious?" schep says, "I've had enough of this, so I'm just going to vote randomly." Waldo | schep votes to lynch maga_dogg. DavidW says (to Julian), "Well, I always suspect maga, just on general principles." Julian says, "hah, OK." Waldo | julian votes to lynch maga_dogg. Waldo | hloif votes to lynch maga_dogg. Waldo | A majority has voted to lynch maga_dogg, who is strung up and dies Waldo | before sundown. maga_dogg turns out to have been a villager. Waldo | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill. Waldo | hloif, a villager, looks like the result of using a blender in Waldo | entirely the wrong way. Waldo | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch. Tip:- If you want take out your frustrations, Old Testament is definitely the way to go. DavidW says, "ow." Julian says, "um, yay. One of us is in a bad state." Lucian's entrance is so impossibly choreographed it seems to consist mostly of a chair. DavidW asks (of schep), "It's you, isn't it?" schep asks, "me?" PerrySimm has connected to ifMUD. Julian says, "um, I would like to apoligise to everyone. I really screwed up this game." schep asks, "doesn't someone have something to say?" DavidW says, "It's just three of us." Julian says, "I id'd Hloif twice, because I forgot earlier and he bandwagon'd. I'm the seer. This is a totally random choice." schep says, "oops" Julian says, "If I'd id'd anyone else, we would now have won." schep asks (of DW), "how come you didn't IIAS last time?" Julian says, "but schep was convincingly being a seer earlier, so" Waldo | julian votes to lynch schep. Waldo asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" schep sighs. schep says (to DW), "lucky." Julian says, "woops, too easy for wolf." DavidW says, "Yeah." Julian says, "um, no unvote. wierd." DavidW says, "First time I was a wolf." BrenBarn says, "hmm" schep says (to Julian), "DavidW beat you to it and won." schep says, "and Waldo choked again." Julian asks, "oh, darnit. Why aren't I getting a good message?" Julian says, "Anyway, I suck. Sorry." DavidW says, "I didn't see a proper end message either." Now if hero cats saving lives isn't science fiction, I don't know what is! BrenBarn says, "Waldo crashed" schep says (to DW), "that was a risky end strategy compared to concluding definitively it was Julian" Julian asks, "can we do floyd?" Julian asks, "wait, who was a wolf?" DavidW says (to schep), "I didn't know who the seer was, until Julian confessed." schep says, "DavidW was." schep says (to DW), "you should have, since I happened to claim you innocent in IAAS." Julian asks, "Why would it matter who the seer was?" Vainglorious DULLARDS! Speak into the CHICKEN! Hloif has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. DavidW says, "hmm, yes, but I also though Julian wasn't seer for some other reason." Julian has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. DavidW says, "I thought it was maga or Hloif, so when maga was lynched, I killed Hloif right after." schep says, "still, I like to pick a strategy for if I'm wrong."