Floyd | A new game begins with 7 players composed of 2 werewolves, 1 seer, 1 Floyd | wolfsbane carrier, and 3 villagers. Now it is night; time for the Floyd | werewolves to KILL, the seer to IDENTIFY, the wolfsbane carrier to Floyd | PROTECT and the rest to SLEEP. Marvin says (to BoingBall), "Ha." You whisper "identify marvin" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "marvin is a werewolf." Marvin goes home. Marvin has disconnected from ifMUD. Swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry. Floyd | penguin, a villager, is discovered lounging by the town gates, behind Floyd | the tavern, in the bushes, across the town square, and at home. Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch. Marvin arrives, ready to play with the toys. You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (6):" Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "ender has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "schep has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "esrom has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "marvin has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Penguin says, "aaaaagh." BoingBall says, "A reconnection of guilt" schep says, "hm." Marvin asks, "Eh?" Marvin says, "Sodding lag." Marvin asks, "What happened?" BrenBarn says, "Hm is right." BoingBall says (to Marvin), "Oh, Penguin died,btw" Floyd whispers, "esrom examines marvin." schep says (to Marvin), "Penguin, a villager, died last night." BoingBall says (to esrom), "Examining people doesn't work" Ender says (to esrom), "Don't look at people, It doesn't help." schep says, "yes it does." BrenBarn asks, "What the heckle?" Ender says, "" schep says, "Doesn't do anything useful, but it works." Penguin says, "gotta go for fooding. will return later." Penguin has disconnected. Penguin feels no qualms about stealing his disconnect from Sargent. Ender says, "YES, everybody, you can say 'examine ' to Floyd at any time." Ender says, "Get it out of your system now." Floyd whispers, "schep kisses ender on the cheek." BoingBall says, "he" BrenBarn says, ">EXAMINE ENDER. G. G." Esrom says, "I did that with Kiz one time. Creeped her out." CRANDRIEL has connected to ifMUD. schep says, "hm, i could imagine" CRANDRIEL has disconnected from ifMUD. Ender says, "(Every time I've played for the past couple of days, somebody's used 'examine' and people were surprised.)" Phineas Gage says, "I've got a brain to pick with you." Ender says, "(Then we had to wait while they all played with it. It gets a little annoying after a while.)" Esrom asks, "Okay, who are we going to lynch?" BoingBall says, "Every time I've played the past couple of days, the game has crashed. And I only come back for more" You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (6):" Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "ender has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "schep has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "esrom has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "marvin has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd | esrom votes to lynch boingball. Ender says (to BoingBall), "Yes, that's more annoying." Esrom says, "Because you cause the game to crash. (g)" Marvin asks, "Anyway, oughtn't we to be lynching pipple?" BoingBall asks (of esrom), "Any particular reason at all?" schep says, "at least it only crashes at the end of the game." BrenBarn says, "Hmm, for some reason I suspect Marvin. Just a wild guess, but that's all we've got." BoingBall says, "I'm a villager" Ender says (to Esrom), "I tried 'to avoid having two BB's' last time. Pick a better reason." Marvin says (to BrenBarn), "Good guess." Jearl has disconnected from ifMUD. Floyd | esrom changes vote from boingball to marvin. BrenBarn asks (of Marvin), "You admit your wolfishness???" schep asks, "er?" Marvin says, "I didn't say it was *right*, just good." schep says, "well, nothing else interesting is going on here." Floyd | schep votes to lynch marvin. BrenBarn chuckles. You whisper "vote marvin" to Floyd. Floyd | brenbarn votes to lynch marvin. Esrom says (to Marvin), "I don't think marching in Werewolf Pride parades is very good idea in this game." Floyd | ender votes to lynch marvin. Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch marvin, who is strung up and dies before Floyd | sundown. marvin turns out to have been a werewolf. Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill. (From BrenBarn) Marvin says, "Werewolves are people too -- well, some of the time." Marvin says, "Hold on, hold on." BoingBall says, "No, don't." Marvin says, "FUCKING lag." BoingBall says, "Heh" Esrom says (to Marvin), "Well, at least we don't have to wait for you anymore." You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (5):" Floyd whispers, "brenbarn ender schep esrom boingball" Marvin says, "Yeah, har har." You whisper "identify ender" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "ender is a werewolf." Floyd | boingball, a villager, wakes missing a few vital organs. Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch. Jearl has connected to ifMUD. Esrom says, "Hmm..." BoingBall tries to stop a Swedish chainsaw with his hand. There is no such thing as an average boing ball. BrenBarn says, "Okay, no point in dilly-dallying, I am seer, Ender is a wolf." schep says, "hey, we can limit the wolf to one of two people." schep says, "I'm the villager." schep says, "or that" BrenBarn says, "I also saw Marvin's wolfishness but didn't speak out for obvious reasons." Floyd | schep votes to lynch ender. Esrom asks (of BrenBarn), "Or are you the wolf?" You whisper "vote ender" to Floyd. Floyd | brenbarn votes to lynch ender. Ender says, "No, I'm seer." BrenBarn says (to Esrom), "No, I am the seer." Esrom exclaims, "I'm Spartacus!" Floyd | schep retracts a vote for ender. BrenBarn says, "Ender is wolf." schep says (to Ender), "More info." Esrom says, "I'm the baner." Ender says, "I pointed at Marvin and the BoingBall. :-(" schep says, "right." Floyd | schep votes to lynch ender. The average boing ball makes 69,105 typos a day. Here are just a few of them. BoingBall arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (4):" Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and votes to lynch ender." Floyd whispers, "ender has 2 votes and hasn't yet voted." Floyd whispers, "schep has 0 votes and votes to lynch ender." Floyd whispers, "esrom has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted." Ender says, "And then I was lagging, so couldn't get a vote in on Marvin till the end." Floyd | Current players (4): Floyd | brenbarn has 0 votes and votes to lynch ender. Floyd | ender has 2 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | schep has 0 votes and votes to lynch ender. Floyd | esrom has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | Ender says, "But I got him anyway, so at least it helped." BrenBarn says, "He's lying, plain and simple." Floyd | ender votes to lynch brenbarn. Floyd | esrom votes to lynch brenbarn. You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (4):" Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 2 votes and votes to lynch ender." Floyd whispers, "ender has 2 votes and votes to lynch brenbarn." Floyd whispers, "schep has 0 votes and votes to lynch ender." Floyd whispers, "esrom has 0 votes and votes to lynch brenbarn." Ender says, "Huh. Got a bit of a problem here." schep says (to Esrom), "I do believe BrenBarn is lying." schep says, "er." schep says, "no, reverse that." BrenBarn says, "I swear by the holy mother of all whatever that I am seer." Esrom says (to schep), "Hmm..." Floyd | esrom changes vote from brenbarn to ender. Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch ender, who is strung up and dies before Floyd | sundown. ender turns out to have been a werewolf. Floyd | All the werewolves and Mafia have been killed. Floyd | The villagers win. Floyd | brenbarn was a seer. Floyd | esrom carried wolfsbane. Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" Esrom exclaims, "Yay!" BrenBarn says, "Yay" Ender says, "I'll point out th - damn" schep says, "Ender hasn't offered anything he woldn't have known." Readers may think they have just seen Reagan wandering around a movie set dreaming of an Inertia Projector, whereas in fact they have swallowed the whole epiphany, complete with Siegfried, and Christ among the Pharisees. BoingBall exclaims, "Woo! Floyd got through a game!" BrenBarn pats Floyd on the back. CRANDRIEL has connected to ifMUD. BoingBall exclaims, "And lag strikes the wolves!" Marvin exclaims (at Ender), "HA! HAHAHAHAHA!" Marvin exclaims (at Ender), "You're dead TOO! HA!"