Floyd | A new game begins with 9 players composed of 2 werewolves, 1 seer, and Floyd | 6 villagers. Now it is night; time for the werewolves to KILL, the Floyd | seer to IDENTIFY and the rest to SLEEP. You whisper "sleep" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "You toss and turn in bed, the cold deadly night outside." ParserGirl says, "point josh_g" ParserGirl says, "er" Esrom says, "Oops." BrenBarn chuckles in his sleep. ParserGirl snores josh_g says (to PG), "nice try, wolfie" josh_g goes to sleep You whisper "who" to Floyd. Floyd whispers, "Current players (9):" Floyd whispers, "brenbarn josh_g parsergirl esrom ellison inky ender" Floyd whispers, "weirdbeard schep" Floyd | parsergirl, a villager, looks like the result of using a blender in Floyd | entirely the wrong way. Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch. inky laughs. Ellison says, "doh" schep says, "HA HA." ParserGirl says, "Woah. That backfired." Ender says, "That was... odd." BrenBarn laughs. "Weird." schep says, "neat. illegal, but neat." Ellison asks, "do we have a baner this time?" ParserGirl crumbles to dust. ParserGirl goes home. We don't put giant toilets on our stage and we got it going on. schep says, "no." Ender says, "no" I encountered the basic product name -- "Corned Mutton" -- and, zooming in closer still, discovered the fine print: "With juices added." By this point I was pretty intrigued. Then I noticed the sheep. Ellison asks, "what's neat?" inky says, "hmm" Esrom says (to Ellison), "Npo. The game began before I could add one." inky says, "now we disco, I guess" schep says, "so, BrenBarn and Ellison reacted kind of suspiciously to all that." inky says, "I vote for the shiny disco ball" schep says, "But maybe they were just confused." josh_g says, "burn baby burn, disco inferno" Ender says (to Floyd), "vote shiny disco ball" BrenBarn votes to lynch all disco. inky says, "anyway" Ellison says, "I was confused, but I'm all for lynching BrenBarn... I mean, hey, he's not me" BrenBarn says, "All right, I suspect inky for bringing up disco." inky laughs. josh_g says (to ellison), "hee hee" inky says, "and I suspect brenbarn for voting against it" BrenBarn says (to Ellison), "Yeah, well, I am rubber, you are glue. And I'm no wolf." schep says, "pff" Floyd | schep votes to lynch brenbarn. BrenBarn says, "Yay pf" josh_g says, "there's only one way to be sure - time to inspect them both for platform shoes" inky laughs. Floyd | ellison votes to lynch brenbarn. BrenBarn exclaims, "I'm innocent!" inky says, "um, ok." Floyd | inky votes to lynch brenbarn. schep says (to BrenBarn), "No, that was an 'I'm going to lynch you now' pff." Ellison says, "innocent like a fox! I mean, wolf" josh_g says, "claims of innocence! a sure sign of guilt" Ellison says (to josh), "hee" BrenBarn exclaims, "OH, you're making a big mistake!" Floyd | ender votes to lynch brenbarn. inky says, "only a wolf would claim to be a villager!" schep says, "not big, really." Floyd | josh_g votes to lynch brenbarn. Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch brenbarn, who is strung up and dies Floyd | before sundown. brenbarn turns out to have been a villager. Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill. josh_g says, "hmm, rats guess that 'claim of innocence = guilt' theory doesn't work as well as this Salem's Handbook to Lynching says" In at least one of the movies, an empty pair of pants does make a run for it at one point. Floyd | weirdbeard, a villager, grins up at you from a lifeless skull. Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch. schep says (to josh), "ha, but save it for morning." Ellison says, "at least the seer is still out there... I loves that guy" inky says, "no late-night comedy is allowed in THIS village" josh_g laughs. It's the morning, so it should be allowed now I hope. Ender asks (of inky), "Does that mean we should lynch him?" inky says, "except for "so, did you hear the one about the lycanthro -- eeeagh, get it off me!"" Ellison says, "anyways, today I think we should kill someone else who isn't me" josh_g asks, "hmm how do I get floyd to list who's left again?" inky says, "I agree,because my man ellison is never the werewolf, except for that one time when he betrayed me" inky says, "wf who" schep says, "hm. if we knew a seer and two villagers that would really limit things." Floyd | Current players (6): Floyd | josh_g has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | esrom has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | ellison has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | inky has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | ender has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | schep has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted. Floyd | Esrom says, "Hmm..." schep says, "of course, maybe one or more of the identified is dead, in which case..." inky says, "hrm" schep says, "oh wait, we have to get it right today. argh." Esrom asks, "Okay, where are we at this point? Whpo's claiming to be what?" Ellison asks, "do we have to get it right today?" inky says, "well, look, the seer should speak up." schep says (to Esrom), "We got nothing so far." Ellison says, "ah, goddammit" Ender says, "I'm a villager. Again." inky says, "but all we need is love, so that's ok" schep says (to Ender), "Shush, not-playing." josh_g says, "just a simple peasantboy here" schep says, "oh wait, there you are." Ellison says, "I'm thinking either schep, josh_g, or esrom" schep says, "too many e* in the list." Ender says (to schep), "Wha - yeah." Ender says, "Just for that..." Floyd | ender votes to lynch schep. Ghogg arrives, full of fun and funk. Floyd | ellison votes to lynch schep. schep says, "mph" schep says, "don't." Floyd | josh_g votes to lynch schep. Ghogg says, "Oh. Didn't even realize." schep says, "crud, too late" josh_g says, "i'm a follower, what can i say" Floyd | inky votes to lynch schep. Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch schep, who is strung up and dies before Floyd | sundown. schep turns out to have been a villager. Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill. Ghogg votes to lynch schep Floyd | ender, a villager, doesn't wake up today. Floyd | there are as many werewolves as villagers; they kill the remaining Floyd | villagers during the day. Floyd | The werewolves have won. Floyd | josh_g was a werewolf. Floyd | ellison was a seer. Floyd | inky was a werewolf. Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" inky says, "rarr" josh_g asks, "hey seer, guess what?" Ghogg says, "Mm..people" inky says (to ellison), "dude, you should have spoken up" josh_g says, "you see two werewolves about to kick yer ass" Ellison says, "I knew inky was a wolf, but I didn't have it in my heart to tell everyone" schep says, "that's okay though, because he didn't know anything more use--" schep exclaims (at Ellison), "!!!!!" Ghogg asks, "in your heart?" Ghogg asks, "huh?" Ellison says, "I liked my chances better of trying to guess the second wolf" BrenBarn exclaims, "Ugh!" Esrom says, "At least one person suspected me, since I was the quiet one that game, and it's always the quiet ones. (g)" Ender says, "Also, I was just about to withdraw my vote for schep when he died..." schep says, "er, no. That is Wrong." Ghogg says, "you didn't want to reveal yourself as seerish, in other words" josh_g asks (of ender), "why do you think i voted quickly?" josh_g says, "muahaha" Ender says, "But I was gonna switch it to Ellison, so it wouldn't really have helped..." schep says, "but anyway." BrenBarn says (to josh_g), "You trickster, you."